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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:16
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
—
Still no good
No way
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So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.